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Joke of the Day

"Are you okay? You seem stupid."

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there..."

"A tale of two tomatoes. Once there were two tomatoes crossing a street when a car hit one of them. The one not hit turns around and says nothing due to the shock he had seeing his friend die."

"If I was smarter I'd make my social network passwords impossible to type when drunk."

"There is a chair The chair walk, with shoes! La-la-la-la-la! It walk on the street. The chair is walking."

"What do you call an Asian getting mugged? Black and Yellow"

"Young man, you promised you will bring my daughter back by 11 pm. First, it's 3 am and second, this is not my daughter."

"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."

"70% of the Earth's surface is water. The other 30% is covered in advertisements for The Blacklist."

"a man goes to a crowded church walks up to the only available seat and says ""is this seat *SAVED*?"