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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish? Banana"
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"Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?"
"What do you call it when two hobbits are involved in a footrace that is too close to call A Frodo-finish"
"How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant? She started missing periods"
"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"
"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."
"I had three girlfriends once and that was the worst recess ever."
"I tossed a quarter at my girlfriend... ""Ouch, that hit me in the head!"" I look back and reply, ""good, maybe that'll knock some cents into you"" I'll see myself out."
"What kind of bees give milk? boobies"
"What do you call it when everyone is behaving on a cruise ship? Cruise control. LOL fuck everyone hahahaha 666SATAN666"