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Joke of the Day
"I like my women the way I like my cake... Moist."
Next Joke
"I beat this orphan kid in baseball the other day... Only because the little cunt didn't know where home is!"
"Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took...."
"My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia. Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the bastard was thinking."
"*sits son down for the talk* You ready? ""Yeah"" Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokeball* -they throw this at a baby"
"What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko."
"I'm so hungover that my thoughts sound like Sylvester Stallone."
"Rather than vote, let's all fill out the 29 dimensions of what we want in a president and let eHarmony decide."
"Why do Russians always wear track suits? Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks"
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed and laughed Then i remembered that my wife and I had different dentists."