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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"

"I'm playing dead at work right now so nobody will talk to me. Everyone is screaming. Probably should have used less fake blood."

"4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products"

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... ...I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother? I genuinely care about your mother."

"Did you hear about the movie with the Red Tractor? The trailer was better"

"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."

"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit."

"What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm"