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Joke of the Day

"Why is childbirth called ""delivery"" and not ""take out?"""

"Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports? Because all the replays are in shlomo."

"Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3."

"What's the same as an ocean rabbit? A C-hair!"

"What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed? Yes! But we cantaloupe."

"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""

"We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji"

"BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me."

"A friend of mine is having her breasts enlarged. She's paying for it with her endowment fund."

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie? When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Christie just shuts them down."