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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""

"Saw a homeless guy at McDonald's begging for money, told him I'd buy him something to eat. He said no thanks, getting money for Taco Bell."

"I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world I told them to fuck off. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving."

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."

"Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds."

"My high school bully still takes my lunch money... On the plus side, he makes really good subway sandwiches"

"You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast."

"A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits... She was right up his alley."

"Why did the yoga pants come in last place? They were bringing up the rear."