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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, let the bitch do the ironing in the dark."
Next Joke
"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."
"Tingly feeling You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."
"remember when people would choke on cinnamon to entertain the internet"
"What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist? Bernie sanders"
"A man goes to the Doctor. A man makes an appointment with his Doctor. Says ""Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm"" The Doctor says ""What are you taking for it?"" Man replies ""Pollen"""
"Dear Architect, surely this bald spot on my head is a glitch in the matrix?"
"""Who are we?"" ""Women!"" ""What do we want?"" ""We don't know!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Now!"""
"What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller."
"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."