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Joke of the Day

"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn't ""fun to be around."""

"Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?"

"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."

"I think I want to clean mirrors for a living It's just a job I can see myself doing"

"The only time that I get sucked in bed is when there's a mosquito in the room."

"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"

"How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The change, if needed, will come from within."

"Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Aromatic and with a bit of foam floating at the top."

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