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Joke of the Day
"The only time that I get sucked in bed is when there's a mosquito in the room."
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"Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."
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"[Bat symbol lights up Gotham's sky] ""Gordon needs me, the city needs me."" [Robin waving flashlight around] ""Oh wow look they need me too."""