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Joke of the Day
"The only time that I get sucked in bed is when there's a mosquito in the room."
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"Fun Fact: If someone's car alarm keeps going off, you're legally obligated to set the car on fire."
"What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip"
"Here's a joke about North Korea [This post has been removed by the North Korean Government]"
"Most people have X's. I have a bunch of Y's and WTF's"
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"DATING TIP: OFFER THEM WATER. PUT 2 STRAWS IN. ROMANTIC WATER."