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Joke of the Day

"Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?"

"What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!"

"A man has a heart attack on a plane. The man who was sitting next to him stood up and shouted""Is anyone here a doctor"" The woman in front of them then stood up and shouted ""I'm a vegan!""."

"It's great that banks are nice enough to charge fees for using machines created for the purpose of replacing paid employees."

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth."

"There's only one correct response when a girl says ""I have a tattoo of a midget on my boob"" ""They prefer to be called 'little people'""."

"Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville"

"What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus? A walrus has at least two valid points."

"Sometimes when I'm riding in an uber, I like to request another uber. Instant car chase."

"[The Bachelor] Some of you will be getting roses tonight... [bee in the back] AW HELL YEAH"