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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."

"When u post in /r/shoot.... Its a suicide..! (Self.shoot) Ps- didnt check if it existed xD"

"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"

"You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji."

"Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one."

"Too much of my life is spent trying to think of something to write on people's FB walls for their birthday other than ""Happy Birthday!"""

"How cats and dogs think Dog: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. Cat: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God."

"Why are mirror makers proud of what they do? Their work is a reflection of themselves."

"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."

"It has just been announced that all Euro notes are to be reprinted It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper..."