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Joke of the Day
"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"
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"Why was Windows afraid of 7? Because 7 8 10."
"[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)"
"*At funeral* ""Your Mom is so fat"" I said eulogy, not roast. ""oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."""
"What do you call a non-violent venereal disease? Ghandi-rhea"
"""Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?"" -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead"
"T H E K I _ _ _ P P E R Taking a DNA sample from the kidnapper."
"You had me at- well, you're breathing and female. That's about the point you had me."
"I'm not exactly sure who Pavlov is... But the name does ring a bell."
"Why does my 4 year old son trigger my cars seat belt alarm but my 30 pack of beer doesn't? Because I buckle up my beer."