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Joke of the Day

"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."

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"What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !"
"""Haha you flinched"" ""No crap, you almost hit me in the face!"""
"What's a pirate's favourite game? An arrr-pg"
"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."
"Starting to think these Herman Cain commemorative coins were a bad investment."
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"I wear a stethoscope, so that in the case of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."