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Joke of the Day

"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."

"Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder"

"Mickey Mouse ""Doc, my knees hurt!"" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney"

"Playing Oregon Trail. You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, ""That's a girl's name!"" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry."

"That deli has a reputation for sub-par hoagies, ...but the one I had was exactly average."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan"

"What do you call a story about beastiality? Fifty Shades of Neigh"

"What did the ventriloquist say to their friend? Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist."

"What do you call a Cuban Prime Minister with a lot of attitude? Fidel Sass-tro"

"Police say Oscar Pistorius is a flight risk. How? Does he also have a pair of propeller feet?"