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Joke of the Day

"It has just been announced that all Euro notes are to be reprinted It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper..."

"Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer? To make it Fall."

"What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !"

"Wanna hear a joke...? Youtube ToS."

"How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb."

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."

"By now, I've stopped calling it ""sandwich"" meat and started calling it ""stand in front of the fridge and eat it out of the baggie"" meat."

"I spent ages trying to cross a busy road. Some passer-by said, ""There's a zebra crossing fifty yards up the road."" I thought, ""I hope he's having better luck than me."""

"What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up? A myoclonic jerk."