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Joke of the Day

"It has just been announced that all Euro notes are to be reprinted It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper..."

"Relation-SHIPS sink when they have too many passengers."

"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek."

"Some people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."

"Yo mama's so fat... ...when she died, she had to be preserved in formalda-wide. She then had to be whipped creamated. If she wasn't, they would have had to given her an open-graveyard funeral."

"Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit? About two hours."

"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."

"""I'm Sorry"" And ""My Bad"" Mean The Same Thing. Unless You're At A Funeral."

"World population will soon pass 7 billion, over twice the people of just 50 years ago, and I can still only find about 3 that I can stand."

"I like my KitKat like I like my girls: Two at once."