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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget the day I met you... ...but I'm trying."
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"I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car. I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize."
"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."
"The only thing that stands between you and your goal is **Internet**"
"sorry ladies, just changed my Facebook relationship status from ""Single"" to ""Costco Member"""
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide. My daughter came home from school with that one."
"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"
"What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500."
"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."
"what do you call an asian supply warehouse party? A surprise party!"