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Joke of the Day

"Nobody likes the girl who brings the acoustic guitar guy to the party."

"How do you know Axe was invented by black people? If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask."

"Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!"

"I head the singer of ""Chandelier"" is visiting my town I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!"

"stay safe this international men's day. make sure your man is at least 165 degrees in the center"

"Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do."

"Me: Your cat looks pregnant Friend: Impossible it's an indoor cat Me: What have you done"

"It's nice finding people from our past. I'm still trying to find the girl from elementary school that couldn't stop sucking her thumb."

"I tried to take a selfie with my grandma and she said ""you're going to have to wait until I'm in a casket"""

"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."