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Joke of the Day
"Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do."
Next Joke
"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9. (For those that haven't heard the news: http://www.polygon.com/2014/9/30/6873967/windows-10-announced-microsoft-pc)"
"I love telling your momma jokes she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh."
"Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"
"I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know thats why im doing it to her!"
"How many ears does Spock have? The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear."
"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."
"My mother said that I looked ""cheap"" with my bra showing underneath my clothes - so I took my bra off."
"What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts. "
"Drunk girls shouldn't even be allowed to have phones."