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Joke of the Day
"Me: Your cat looks pregnant Friend: Impossible it's an indoor cat Me: What have you done"
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"*boss calls me into office* ""um but sir my name is--"" Be quiet you're ""into office"" now"
"Just modified my GPS for when my kids are in the car. It says ""No, we are not there yet!"" every 30 seconds."
"What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? ""That's a waist of paper!"""
"In Russian Thanksgiving... Turkey shoots you. [Meme](https://imgur.com/SHs2Vbt)"
"Tech support guy asked me to rank my issue as normal, urgent, or extremely urgent. I did a 6min long scream into the phone & let him decide."
"How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally? Look for the one with shaved legs...."
"What do you call a Mormon who switches religion? A mormoff!"
"Damn team mate are you the ladbible? Because you are baiting me so hard."
"Three guys walk into a bar together... You would've thought at least one of them would have seen it!"