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Joke of the Day

"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"Forrest Whitaker turned 51 today, his right eye turned 47."

"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"What do clouds wear during a storm? Thunderwear"

"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year."

"CW: My wedding is going to be expensive! Me: Wait till you see what the divorce is going to cost you!"

"Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed."

"Sam: Welcome to Multiple Personality Club. Sam: No one else is here. Sam: You're here. Sam: I'M YOU, STUPID! Sam: OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN!"

"Have you heard of the movie called constipation? No? Because it has not come out yet"