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Joke of the Day

"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"In the prison shower... If you bend over, you can really hit those high notes."

"I honestly respect reality show people for the sole fact they can do their interviews weeks later and speak as if it's presently happening"

"When talking with a woman in her 30s, it's super important to always pretend to be shocked when she tells you she's in her 30s."

"I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologise to the man at the next urinal."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !"

"Why was the socialist kicked from his party? Because he was anti social."

"Gabe Newell! Gabe Newell lived from 1962 until Half-Life 3, confirmed!"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld? Only Juan..."

"*walkig around department store that is full of wat clearly are christmas decorations* its haloween again ALREADY??"