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Joke of the Day

"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"Little brother told me this joke, genius. ""Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"" -why ""Because it kept saying ""bok bok bok"""

"Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade."

"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."

"What's bigfoot's favorite food? Sasquash!"

"If you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door."

"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea. One shucks and fits and the other ..."

"Why is there no ""Lets settle this like women""? Because it lasts forever."

"HER: I hate you ME: Hate is such a strong word [cut to hate benching 300 lbs] HATE: *whispering* I will be the strongest word ever"

"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."