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Joke of the Day

"Sam: Welcome to Multiple Personality Club. Sam: No one else is here. Sam: You're here. Sam: I'M YOU, STUPID! Sam: OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN!"

"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"

"I want to get a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I could see myself doing"

"A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub."

"I asked my girlfriend if she could wake me up with oral sex. I woke up to her sitting on my face."

"When I was a kid we were so poor... If I didn't wake up at christmas with a hard-on I'd have nothing to play with."

"Somebody told me to make an original wonderwall joke I said no"

"I have a pet dog who can speak. Today I walked in to my house, and he was right there waiting for me. I asked him, ""Hai Buddy, How was your day ?"" And he goes: "" rrrrRough """

"What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes? Discreet uniform distribution"

"Guy says, ""damn, there should be a law against having sex this good!"" The girl said nothing, for the drugs had left her unconscious."