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Joke of the Day
"Forrest Whitaker turned 51 today, his right eye turned 47."
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"What does having sex with a hooker and bungee jumping have in common? If the rubber brakes, you're screwed."
"I accidentally watched 2 minutes of golf and my pants turned plaid!"
"(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!"
"If girls have two X chromosomes... Do pornstars have 3 X chromosomes?"
"I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it."
"What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects? Zikachu"
"Why do terrorists recruit married men as suicide bombers? They're easier to convince."
"Your Jedi mom is so fat... she should be on a force sensible diet."
"Got kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond today for drawing pictures of Drake on their blankets, so they'd be extra soft."