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Joke of the Day
"You are the pebble in my shoe of people."
Next Joke
"Hey girl, do you like bad boys? *tries to look cool by flicking my cig, but it's an e-cig so I have to run and get it*"
"HELP! I just sent my girlfriend a dick pic... and she just sent me one back."
"Statistics say that the typical man has sex 92 times a year... I feel that December will be amazing"
"How can people get engaged after dating less than a year? You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker"
"What do you call masturbating on a plane? Hijacking."
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador."
"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"
"Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver."