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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest lie of the election? Voting machines aren't hackable."
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"Can you people please stop being so condescending and passive-aggressive? Thanks!"
"I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition."
"Irish weather is like a Muslim... Its either Sunni or Shi'ite"
"INTERVIEWER: ""How would you describe yourself?"" ME: ""Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance."""
"Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a Platonist? They were really obsessed with forms."
"Where did Josh Duggar take his first Ashley Madison date? Subway"
"A man and his fat girlfriend are arguing Man: You know what? You can start singing now because it's over!"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bitch can suck my dick in the dark for all I care...."