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Joke of the Day

"One time my husband asked me to dance for him and I performed the entire Lion King musical to the best of my ability."

"Two Deer in a Gay Bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar ones says to the other, "" I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there"""

"I bought some ""no more tears"" shampoo but her hair still tore right out!"

"""Wow he's good"" -possum at the morgue"

"Did you hear about the russian prosititute Nickersonanoff"

"What do you get when you cut up an avagadro? Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty?"

"She said she'd keep an eye out for me I don't know why. I don't even like skullfucking."

"How do you piss off a historian? Give them a tampon and say what period is this from?"

"What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after? Yes, I'm completely sure."

"What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner? Can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded."