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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary? He was Haydn."
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"Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts."
"So I bought a Galaxy Note 7 today.. This phone is the bomb"
"When do clocks die?When their time is up."
"Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed? He didnt use the main stream"
"I used olive oil for sex last night. Popeye was furious when he found out."
"Yeah food is good but idk I guess I just always wanted to be able to devour souls as well"
"Accidental Seafood I tried dolphin once...but not on porpoise."
"Have you heard the joke about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?"
"I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."