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Joke of the Day

"Yeah food is good but idk I guess I just always wanted to be able to devour souls as well"

"Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool? Because It wasn't born yesterday."

"Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin! Original. You're welcome."

"For sale: One parachute Used once, never opened."

"In England butchers price meat by how they smell... ...a good sirloin costs about 10 pounds per scent."

"A 3-foot long chocolate bar is ""fun size"" not a 2-inch one. I'm not afraid to be controversial."

"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."

"Yo mama's so stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem on an isosceles triangle."

"It's hard not to bring up the fact I'm vegan whenever people talk about food or a new restaurant or that their mom just died or"

"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before Glee,' almost watchable."