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Joke of the Day
"I saw a ballet themed porn the other day. It was 'Fucking en Pointe'."
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"How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly? The meth head still has teeth."
"If you had to describe your sex life with a famous historical quote Mine would be 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman' - Bill Clinton"
"If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"
"a window joke What happens when the man shakes? The windows milk shake!"
"What is the difference between a middle school boy and a high school boy? The middle school boy just wants to snatch a kiss."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't like humour."
"If you like something, don't forget to really oversell it so it can disappoint everyone else."
"How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday."
"Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger? [deleted]"