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Joke of the Day

"I saw a ballet themed porn the other day. It was 'Fucking en Pointe'."

"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."

"We all live in a yellow submarine... ...I really wish the bathroom was working right."

"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."

"Why did the Jews hate Jesus? Because he gave away salvation for free."

"today I matched speeds with a car on the highway so I could make eye contact with a dog in the backseat"

"I have an eidolon memory. It's the same as an eidetic memory, but I'm also dyslexic."

"I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me says ""Drunk Again"" and I said ""Me Too!!"

"CUTE GIRL IN BAR: *walks up, points to my empty glass* Want another? ME: (OK don't blow this) Sure *she hands me her empty glass & leaves*"

"In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two? Dublin."