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Joke of the Day
"I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me says ""Drunk Again"" and I said ""Me Too!!"
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"How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs"
"What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables"
"Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address."
"going to the gym to throw donuts at all the skinny people"
"I was in the gym. ""1,2,3,4,"" counted my personal trainer, as I panted. ""Come on,"" he added, ""Now we've got you down the stairs, we can do a workout!"""
"What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede."
"What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk? white water rafting."
"My gardener is completely incompetent He keeps soiling himself"
"What shoes does Brad wear? Loafers!"