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Joke of the Day
"I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction."
Next Joke
"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."
"Walks up in da club like ""Has anyone seen my Mom? She'll be the one trying to cover up everyone's cleavage."""
"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"
"Why didn't Hitler talk to Jews? He had Auschwitzim"
"I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement It's from Flip Flop"
"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."
"Your face is kinda similar to a planet... ''Oh yeah, Which one?'' ''Uranus''"
"What do you call a water on a baby deer? fondue"
"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180"