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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."

"Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I'm sobering up."

"What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!"

"Best headline I have ever read ""Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"""

"Weekend settings activated, please don't call unless if its alcohol, food, fun, alcohol, fun and food again. All problems deferred to Monday..."

"A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" & the horse says, ""why the English Lit degree?"""

"What does a girl want more than anything? Nothing. She is fine."

"Daylight robbery... I got robbed today at Shell gas station. I called the cops, and they asked if I knew who did it. I said, ""Yeah, pump 6."""

"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."

"Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail? Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies."