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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Hitler talk to Jews? He had Auschwitzim"
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"Today, I was beaten up by this woman ... I was in the elevator when this busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, ""Would you please press one."" So I did."
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance so I pushed her over"
"Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day."
"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"Why did the console gamer cross the road To render the other side"
"What do you call Barrack Obama with a bad spray tan? Orange is the new Barack! edit: Typo on el presidente's name."
"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."
"I hear Bernie has his own personal knives and forks... They're called cucklery"
"How do you get past trespassing laws? (Original Joke) Only cross in groups of two"