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Joke of the Day

"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"

"How do you get into a Native American restaurant? [OC] You make a reservation"

"The iPhone SE just came out Finally a phone that Donald Trump can use."

"Oh vajazzled is definitely going on my bucket list. I'll pity the fool that has to jazzle my vag."

"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."

"Why did Bill Clinton sign the NAFTA agreement? [NSFW] He loves a giant sucking sound."

"If a spider attacks you, you should play dead. No, wait... that's for a bear. If a spider attacks a bear, you should play dead."

"My wife is a magician She turned our car into a tree."

"Check this one out: 1"

"I was sitting in traffic the other day... and I got run over."