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Joke of the Day

"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"

"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."""

"A dirty limerick I made up today ... I once met a girl named Susie. And, boy, was she a doozie! She loved me right, Made it last all night! And in the morning she blew me!"

"I have to be honest, I prefer the modern 8 bit byte to the older 7 bit byte I like big bytes and I cannot lie."

"""I don't want to make a spectacle..."" Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job."

"*night falls, the full moon rises* ME: go, please! i don't want you to see me...like...this HIM: omg what's happening ME: *asleep by 10 pm*"

"I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected."

"""As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?"" - Mexican restaurants"

"That's the hardest thing about killing a toddler? My dick."

"What's a vampire's favourite dance? The vaults!"