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Joke of the Day

"Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying ""the economy"" a lot."

"I bet the dude that invented toast just burnt the bread and didn't want to tell anyone."

"Feminists I'm not sure if this is a repost, but here it goes. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"Q: What is a dentist's office? A: A filling station."

"What type of bees produce milk? Boo-bees!"

"I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons"

"What do you call a blonde standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."

"Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea? The next day he was found dead in his tea pee"

"Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ? Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible"

"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."