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Joke of the Day
"What did one tooth say to the other tooth? ""Thar's gold in them thar fills."""
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"What did the man in the ""Race for a Cure"" say to the three people beside him? ""we're walking four abreast."""
"44 of my Facebook friends changed their profile pictures. My life is fucking insane."
"""Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?"" ""Yes."" (Yamaha)"
"A man goes to a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a shih tzu. ^shit zoo"
"How do you calm down a grammar Nazi? There they're their..."
"Yo mama so poor... She had to get her haircut at Good Clips."