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Joke of the Day

"Who's the friendliest person at the hospital? The ultra sound guy."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."

"I heard they made a movie about the Connect Four game. I think it was called the human centipede."

"Why did the Dictator ban Soda? Because there couldn't be 2-liters."

"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."

"I wonder if Jesus would have been as popular if his name was Eric."

"What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation"

"My younger dog can go to sleep in about 4 seconds. The older one takes about 6 because she's got more shit to worry about, I guess."

"Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp"