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Joke of the Day
"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive"
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"I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing."
"""TALIBAN OFFICIAL ACCIDENTALLY SENDS OUT COLLEAGUES' EMAIL ADDRESSES"" Apparently, he hit ""Reply Allah"". Heyoooooooo!!!"
"How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone."
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"Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze."
"Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House? A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!"
"Lee was born without legs, but he was incredibly determined to finish the triathlon. Slow Lee but sure Lee."
"What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever."
"So, if 4 out of 5 people suffer some medical condition, does that mean the other 1 person enjoys it?"