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Joke of the Day

"William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants."

"A man was found dead with his penis in a jar of crunchy peanut butter He was fucking nuts"

"I spent all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me..."

"How does one even? It simply doesn't, because it's odd."

"If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now."

"How do you get Jizz off of a Scrabble board? Don't bother. That shit's worth 29 points."

"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"

"What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !"

"I think I pulled a muscle avoiding my neighbor in the grocery store."

"2 hr flight, better buy 8 lbs of fruit and nut mix."