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Joke of the Day

"How is your golf game? Eh... It's sub-par."

"Here's what I do not understand Spanish"

"I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away."

"Did you hear about the pyromaniac who was on the dating website? He was looking for the perfect match."

"I'm in the middle of inventing emo playing cards. You have to shuffle them, but afterwards the deck cuts itself."

"The son comes out to his dad The son says to his dad: Dad, I am gay. His dad says: You're not gay. Elton John is gay. You're a morose son of a bitch."

"How was there no jackass in a giant penis costume at the women's March? That would of been hilarious. You would never see feminists beat a dick so hard."

"How do you catch a unique bird ? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird ? Tame way unique up on it."

"I have an inferiority complex ....But it's not a very good one. :("

"I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable."