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Joke of the Day
"What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."
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"I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well."
"Autoerrection has saved my life"
"Someone stole my car from the Target parking lot, but fortunately they returned it at 11:00 pm when it was the only car left in the lot."
"""Computers will never replace humans."" - Cannibal wisdom."
"There once was an old lady who swallowed a battery, She got acid reflex."
"The worst is when you wake up hung over and you didn't even drink the night before."
"What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency? Four more years of great South Park!"
"What do doctors hope to see on Christmas Santa-Gauze! I'll see myself out..."
"Polygamy vs. Monogamy Polygamy: When a man has one too many wives. Monogamy: When a man has one too many wives."