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"Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board..."
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"My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Jesus fed 5,000 Jewish people With bread and fish, and he's adored for it. I don't get it, Hitler made 6 million Jewish people toast and he's hated for it"
"You're Girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."
"Knock knock. Who's there? The Jews. The Jews who? Don't question us, that's anti semitic."
"If we would have taught the West Africans how to cook their chicken properly; we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with."
"[Knock Knock] Halloween 1981, the Potter Household Voldemort: knock knock James: Who's there Voldemort: You know James: You know who? Voldemort: Correct James: ... James: Fuck"
"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? Girl, we used to be so tight until we let some dick come between us."
"I'm what the kids call shitpost"
"A guy is at Chick-Fil-A When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, ""Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"" The worker then says, ""No, our CEO doesn't like it."""