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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when Batman skips church? .....Christian Bale."
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"How does a mathematician swear? Math-you."
"Magician: ""Think of a number."" Me: ""Okay."" Magician: ""Are you thinking of a number?"" Me: ""Yes."" *the crowd goes wild with applause*"
"Recently after a night of fun my SO asked... ""How do you shave your balls?"" After thinking for a few moments I say ""Carefully"""
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian."
"Why couldn't Joe get to home? He was a Mets fan."
"*drives motorized scooter into meeting I'm late for, around the conference table, and out the door*"
"Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos .."
"Do you have a favorite boat joke? No? Well you will schooner or later."
"Context is Everything The irony."