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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless."
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"I'm so damn tired. I haven't slept since last year."
"A man is in critical condition for swallowing 250,000 dollars in large bills. No change is expected."
"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense."
"what do you call a Kentucky farm girl who can run faster than her dad? A Virgin"
"My favorite word is penetration. My second favorite word is done."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year!"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
"What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie? Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."
"What do you call a guy who always phones people? Colin."