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Joke of the Day

"Change is hard. I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"

"Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when I lose my shit."

"What did Christian Grey say to Anastasia before they sex for the first time? Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes."

"How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce ""hires"""

"You know whats worse... Then fingering your sister. finding your dad wedding ring"

"I'm as bored as a slut on her period."

"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"

"I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles."

"A Muslim walks into the U.S Just kidding"

"What's brown and sticky? Shit"