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Joke of the Day

"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."

"Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed the other day? What was her name, Reese... > Witherspoon? No, it was with a knife."

"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"

"I'm starting a firing squad business Our motto is ""we aim to please""."

"Reposts. What is the only thing that the r/Jokes community hates more than punchlines in the title?"

"At a restaurant I thought a family was praying at the table but then I realized they were all texting."

"Knock Knock Who's there... Little Boy Blue... Little Boy Blue Who... Michael Jackson..."

"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"

"Yelp review: Excellent food, friendly service. That said, I did notice a smudge on a window and was forced to set the building on fire"

"The Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing Fred Phelps funeral. I'm not sure they even know what they're doing anymore, you guys."