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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile, at the bar: Batman: ""Whisky."" Aquaman: ""Appletini."" ""WHAT?"" ""It's vodka, apple schnapps..."" ""You're off the Justice League."""

"Knock Knock. *Who's There?* A Kid! *A Kid Who?* A kid who cant reach the doorbell."

"I once fell in love with an encyclopedia. I was completely in-fact-uated."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a Penis."

"What kind of Bee is full of milk? A BooBee."

"My dad wanted me to play soccer So I kicked him in the crotch. He asked, ""Why did you do that?"" I replied,""That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right? Kick balls?"""

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."

"Kenya? Yukon."

"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society!"

"God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese."