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Joke of the Day
"I once fell in love with an encyclopedia. I was completely in-fact-uated."
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"I heard someone got shocked by their Ford... that must stang."
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"Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute..."
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"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"
"I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug"