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Joke of the Day

"My friend Jay is going to name his newborn son ""K"" When I asked him why, he said he wanted to name him after himself."

"Why are organ donations low ? Because most people have pianos"

"What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into? Difficult"

"Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions."

"I wish life was more like hockey... Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?"

"I think I'm emotionally constipated ...I haven't given a shit in days. (my daughter told me this just now new to me, hope it's new to you too)"

"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"

"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."

"I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck."

"What do you call a mexican hitchhiker? El Paso"