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Joke of the Day
"Hiw did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He was eating pizza before it was cool."
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"I wish I loved anything as much as middle aged white women love sharing pictures of words written in sand."
"""Hm. I love being bored and injured. I just wish it was also expensive and cold."" - the invention of skiing"
"Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may."
"Girls aren't hard to understand They don't have dicks."
"What has no eyes and four legs? No idea."
"What do you call a feminist from LA? A SoCal Justice Warrior."
"Oh man almost forgot the trash *takes trash out, a nice little sushi place* This is great *sees wife there with the recycling* WHAT THE HELL"
"I've added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But he's always stuck on the dashboard."
"So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated"