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Joke of the Day

"Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies"

"Bless you, my son... What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits for puberty before coming on his face."

"At the Bar last evening, there was a blackout.... ..Good thing, I had a light beer."

"What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? Better reflexes."

"I got pulled over for running a stop sign. The cop says, ""Didn't you see the stop sign?"" Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."

"What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's dick."

"heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day"

"Who do they bring in if the stand up comedian dies during the show? A stand in comedian"

"I just finished my exam on communism I really hope I get good Marx"

"slowly adding more and more lead to your meals until you're immune to bullets"